The Late-night hosts recapped Donald Trump’s interminable State of the Union address and the homeland security secretary, Kristi Noem, using taxpayer money to travel for her alleged affair.
Jimmy ridiculed Donald Trump‘s State of the Union address during his late-night monologue, summarizing his feelings on the president’s 108-minute “rambling” speech by quipping: “I have to say, Trump’s dementia really makes me miss Joe Biden’s dementia. It was a much friendlier dementia.”
The late-night host was especially appalled over Trump’s accusation that Somali residents in Minnesota are “plundering America.” Trump urged attendees to stand up if they agreed that “the first duty of the American government is to protect American citizens, not illegal aliens,” and yet he failed to mention how government-backed ICE agents were responsible for the shooting deaths of U.S. citizens Renee Good and Alex Pretti in Minnesota earlier this year. Kimmel regularly uses his late-night monologue to condemn Trump’s actions. He roasted the president earlier this month for complaining about Bad Bunny’s Super Bowl Half Time show not being predominantly in English by saying: “This is a man who paid off a porn star who spanked him with his own face on a magazine.”
He concluded with a “real” assessment of the union:
“We have a nutjob wannabe king who’s doing everything he can to censor opinions he doesn’t want to hear. He has his goons arresting, incarcerating and killing American citizens. He’s cut funding for cancer research at children’s hospitals while he rakes in literally billions of dollars for himself and his family. He’s coming after our right to vote. He’s protecting pedophiles and won’t explain it. He’s lining the pockets of billionaires, all while neglecting the sick, the poor and the hungry – in the name of Jesus by the way, who you can read all about in the Donald Trump edition of the God Bless the USA Bible, that is made in China and available for $99.99. That is the state of the union.”